Sunday, March 21, 2010

Sekurity Report: March 2010 PawPawty

The March 2010 PawPawty was held March 20-21, and it marked the 1-year anniversary of the event! The Pawty had a St. Patrick's Day theme. A total of $1,420 for The Potcake Foundation.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Captain SnickersLieutenant Shawnee
Officer MorrisNinja Strike Force Leader mizCleo
Officer BrutusOfficer Cheshire Kitten
Officer SmokeyDokumentation Officer Buttons
Cadet Hella HedgehogBodyguard Winston

Standard Sekurity Announcements

The Sekurity Team member on dooty during each shift tweeted the following standard announcements:
  • If you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. We cans help.
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty.
  • Remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
(Yes, the Dokumentation Officer is too lazy to dokument those announcements throughout the report....and I got away with this last month...)

Official Sekurity Report

2:02 p.m.Captain Snickers welcomes all anipals to the Pawty.
3:55 p.m.Cadet Hella Hedgehog reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:It has been really quiet!
4:03 p.m.Captain Snickers signs off. Cadet Hella Hedgehog is now in charge.
4:54 p.m.Sekurity Announcement: Watch out for the pinching Capybara (@Caplinrous) if you aren't wearing green!
5:05 p.m.Sekurity Announcement: Anipals! Better put on your St. Paws green! @Caplinrous is on a pinching spree!!
5:59 p.m.Lieutenant Shawnee reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:It has been very quiet. Everyone well behaved!
6:00 p.m.Cadet Hella Hedgehog signs off dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is in charge.
7:54 p.m.Lieutenant Shawnee conducts a field sobriety test on @BorisKitty. @BorisKitty answers that he sees two of @GeorgeTheDuck.
7:56 p.m.Officer CheshireK reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:Nothing going on. All is behaving. Just watch @BorisKitty because he is getting a little schnockered
8:00 p.m.Lieutenant Shawnee signs off dooty. Officer CheshireK is in charge.
8:00 p.m.Officer CheshireK checks to be sure that @BorisKitty has a designated driver. @BorisKitty says he's staying put, so no need to go anywhere.
9:27 p.m.Officer CheshireK witnesses a streaking @AutumnTheDoxie (streaking without furs).
9:34 p.m.Officer CheshireK warns @AutumnTheDoxie that impersonating a human streaker is illegal. If you go nekkid as a doggie, you're OK, but if you've got your fur coat off, Sekurity will have to take you in.
9:53 p.m.Officer Brutus reports for dooty.
9:56 p.m.Officer CheshireK continues to investigate whether streaking was anipal streaking or human streaking impersonation.
Handoff Report:Really, nothing happened. A few kitties were streaking, but that's no big deal. They weren't impersonating.
10:01 p.m.Officer CheshireK signs off dooty. Officer Brutus is in charge.
10:29 p.m.Sekurity Bulletin: RT @Fergusthedog: I set up the #stpaws porta-hydrants if anyone needs to use them.
11:14 p.m.Officer Brutie climbs onto the bar to do some slinky dancing (hubba, hubba!). All tips donated to the Pawty charity, of course.
12:02 a.m.Officer Brutus signs off of dooty. Note: No sekurity coverage for the next four hours. No handoff report.
3:41 a.m.Officer Morris signs in early for dooty.
6:04 a.m.Officer Morris reports: Well that was the quietest sekurity shift ever - the only trouble I had was at my own house when Dan Next-Door snuck in!
6:07 a.m.Officer Morris signs off dooty. Note: No sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
7:29 a.m.Officer Smokey signs in early for dooty.
8:24 a.m.Sekurity announcement: Just blocked _Making_Money_. Please check your accounts; possible spammer.
9:03 a.m.Officer Smokey reports: First hour of 8 a.m. (EDT) sekurity shift quiet. Only saw one potential spammer, made sekurity announcement
9:57 a.m.Officer Smokey reports: Sekurity has been very quiet this morning. Nothing to report from last hour.
10:05 a.m.Officer Smokey reports: Haven't seen my sekurity shift relief yet. So I'll hang around for a bit. It's been quiet.
10:37 a.m.Officer Smokey reports: Still have not seen my sekurity shift relief. Dad has to leave in 20 minutes. Don't like leaving pawty with no sekurity.
10:42 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty and says: "OMC! i am so sowwy to keep my pals unsekured for so long! reporting fur dooties, about 40 minutes late. omc! omc!" Note: Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo was late for dooty because her people were at the grocery store and not watching the time.
Handoff Report:Been very quiet. Nothing to report.
10:47 a.m.Officer Smokey signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is in charge.
11:06 a.m.Sekurity Alert: Please be aware, @caplinrous MAY put the pinchy on you if you has no green.
11:57 a.m.Officer Brutus reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:It's been quiet. Lots of new pals to meet! @OzzyDox is feeling a little groggy, but no noes why.
12:01 p.m.Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off dooty.
12:29 p.m.Sekurity Announcement: The #ShibberingCheetos concert will begin in half an hour. Please no pushing or shoving.
12:40 p.m.Sekurity Announcement: @ShibberingC will be arriving at #pawpawty in 20 minutes.
12:45 p.m.Sekurity Note: RT @sirHank: I fink @mizcleo is in twitter jail! her tweets are not showing up...follow me, her catmate for quizzing!
12:48 p.m.Sekurity Note: @ShibberingC bus is just outside.
12:54 p.m.Sekurity Note: @ShibberingC have arrived at the Pawty. @ShibberingC's bodyguard @PushUpsnPaws will be on sekurity duty for the next hour while I perform! Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is currently Quizmaster, but also available if needed.
1:42 p.m.Officer Brutus puts the bitey on Twitter to try to get it moving once again.
2:02 p.m.Sekurity Alert: @ShibberingC have left the Pawty! If you bought tixs for after pawty, head to the bus.
2:08 p.m.Report comes in that @mattiedog is getting kissed and tossed about like a twollip. Officer Brutus offers to assist, but @mattiedog likes it.
2:32 p.m.Officer Brutus takes a quick dip in the hot tub before returning for sekurity dooty.
2:43 p.m.Officer Brutus leaves note for Captain Snick: I'd like to give thanks to the @ShibberingC 's bodyguard Winston of @PushUpsnPaws for helping with sekurity duty!
3:15 p.m.Pawty ends with a toast to @FrugalDougal for starting something great one year ago! Officer Brutus signs off dooty.


  1. Holy smokes that woz the kwietest sekurity report ever! I think our repootashun has spreaded far and wide and those spammers is skeered to come crashing our pawties! Nice job once again dokumentashun officer Buttons!

  2. Boi I did haz a really gr8 time to winds up on da report so many times!

  3. Oh my gosh - No major incidents! How did dat every happen? Great pawty - great job by Sekurty.

  4. Anothur grate #PPSR Buttons, thanks you!

  5. wow. that iz the least eventful pawpawty sekurity report ever! either we are THAT GOOD at sekurity or all anipals were on best behavior for one year anniversary. or maybe some of both!


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