Sekurity Report: March 2010 PawPawty

The March 2010 PawPawty was held March 20-21, and it marked the 1-year anniversary of the event! The Pawty had a St. Patrick's Day theme. A total of $1,420 for The Potcake Foundation.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Captain Snickers	Lieutenant Shawnee
Officer Morris	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo
Officer Brutus	Officer Cheshire Kitten
Officer Smokey	Dokumentation Officer Buttons
Cadet Hella Hedgehog	Bodyguard Winston

Standard Sekurity Announcements

The Sekurity Team member on dooty during each shift tweeted the following standard announcements:

• If you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. We cans help.
• ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty.
• Remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!

(Yes, the Dokumentation Officer is too lazy to dokument those announcements throughout the report....and I got away with this last month...)

Official Sekurity Report

2:02 p.m.	Captain Snickers welcomes all anipals to the Pawty.
3:55 p.m.	Cadet Hella Hedgehog reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:	It has been really quiet!
4:03 p.m.	Captain Snickers signs off. Cadet Hella Hedgehog is now in charge.
4:54 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Watch out for the pinching Capybara (@Caplinrous) if you aren't wearing green!
5:05 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Anipals! Better put on your St. Paws green! @Caplinrous is on a pinching spree!!
5:59 p.m.	Lieutenant Shawnee reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:	It has been very quiet. Everyone well behaved!
6:00 p.m.	Cadet Hella Hedgehog signs off dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is in charge.
7:54 p.m.	Lieutenant Shawnee conducts a field sobriety test on @BorisKitty. @BorisKitty answers that he sees two of @GeorgeTheDuck.
7:56 p.m.	Officer CheshireK reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:	Nothing going on. All is behaving. Just watch @BorisKitty because he is getting a little schnockered
8:00 p.m.	Lieutenant Shawnee signs off dooty. Officer CheshireK is in charge.
8:00 p.m.	Officer CheshireK checks to be sure that @BorisKitty has a designated driver. @BorisKitty says he's staying put, so no need to go anywhere.
9:27 p.m.	Officer CheshireK witnesses a streaking @AutumnTheDoxie (streaking without furs).
9:34 p.m.	Officer CheshireK warns @AutumnTheDoxie that impersonating a human streaker is illegal. If you go nekkid as a doggie, you're OK, but if you've got your fur coat off, Sekurity will have to take you in.
9:53 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports for dooty.
9:56 p.m.	Officer CheshireK continues to investigate whether streaking was anipal streaking or human streaking impersonation.
Handoff Report:	Really, nothing happened. A few kitties were streaking, but that's no big deal. They weren't impersonating.
10:01 p.m.	Officer CheshireK signs off dooty. Officer Brutus is in charge.
10:29 p.m.	Sekurity Bulletin: RT @Fergusthedog: I set up the #stpaws porta-hydrants if anyone needs to use them.
11:14 p.m.	Officer Brutie climbs onto the bar to do some slinky dancing (hubba, hubba!). All tips donated to the Pawty charity, of course.
12:02 a.m.	Officer Brutus signs off of dooty. Note: No sekurity coverage for the next four hours. No handoff report.
3:41 a.m.	Officer Morris signs in early for dooty.
6:04 a.m.	Officer Morris reports: Well that was the quietest sekurity shift ever - the only trouble I had was at my own house when Dan Next-Door snuck in!
6:07 a.m.	Officer Morris signs off dooty. Note: No sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
7:29 a.m.	Officer Smokey signs in early for dooty.
8:24 a.m.	Sekurity announcement: Just blocked _Making_Money_. Please check your accounts; possible spammer.
9:03 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports: First hour of 8 a.m. (EDT) sekurity shift quiet. Only saw one potential spammer, made sekurity announcement
9:57 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports: Sekurity has been very quiet this morning. Nothing to report from last hour.
10:05 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports: Haven't seen my sekurity shift relief yet. So I'll hang around for a bit. It's been quiet.
10:37 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports: Still have not seen my sekurity shift relief. Dad has to leave in 20 minutes. Don't like leaving pawty with no sekurity.
10:42 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty and says: "OMC! i am so sowwy to keep my pals unsekured for so long! reporting fur dooties, about 40 minutes late. omc! omc!" Note: Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo was late for dooty because her people were at the grocery store and not watching the time.
Handoff Report:	Been very quiet. Nothing to report.
10:47 a.m.	Officer Smokey signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is in charge.
11:06 a.m.	Sekurity Alert: Please be aware, @caplinrous MAY put the pinchy on you if you has no green.
11:57 a.m.	Officer Brutus reports for dooty.
Handoff Report:	It's been quiet. Lots of new pals to meet! @OzzyDox is feeling a little groggy, but no noes why.
12:01 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off dooty.
12:29 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: The #ShibberingCheetos concert will begin in half an hour. Please no pushing or shoving.
12:40 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: @ShibberingC will be arriving at #pawpawty in 20 minutes.
12:45 p.m.	Sekurity Note: RT @sirHank: I fink @mizcleo is in twitter jail! her tweets are not showing up...follow me, her catmate for quizzing!
12:48 p.m.	Sekurity Note: @ShibberingC bus is just outside.
12:54 p.m.	Sekurity Note: @ShibberingC have arrived at the Pawty. @ShibberingC's bodyguard @PushUpsnPaws will be on sekurity duty for the next hour while I perform! Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is currently Quizmaster, but also available if needed.
1:42 p.m.	Officer Brutus puts the bitey on Twitter to try to get it moving once again.
2:02 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: @ShibberingC have left the Pawty! If you bought tixs for after pawty, head to the bus.
2:08 p.m.	Report comes in that @mattiedog is getting kissed and tossed about like a twollip. Officer Brutus offers to assist, but @mattiedog likes it.
2:32 p.m.	Officer Brutus takes a quick dip in the hot tub before returning for sekurity dooty.
2:43 p.m.	Officer Brutus leaves note for Captain Snick: I'd like to give thanks to the @ShibberingC 's bodyguard Winston of @PushUpsnPaws for helping with sekurity duty!
3:15 p.m.	Pawty ends with a toast to @FrugalDougal for starting something great one year ago! Officer Brutus signs off dooty.

Sekurity Report: February 2010 PawPawty

The February 2010 PawPawty was held on February 20-21 and it supported The Pet Samaritan Fund. The Pawty theme was Anipal Winter Olympics. The event raised $1,345!

Some official Sekurity Team Announcements:

• Sergeant Shawnee Shep has been promoted to Lieutenant!
• Cadet Smokey was promoted to Officer.
• Cadet Mace was promoted to Officer.

The Sekurity Team is still recruiting new cadets! Help us protekt and serve! For more information, see Captain Snicker's blog.

The Sekurity Team Roll Call

Captain Snickers	Lieutenant Shawnee
Officer Brutus	Officer Cheshire Kitten
Officer Morris	Officer Smokey
Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus	Dokumentation Officer Buttons
Cadet Hella Hedgie	Cadet Emily

Standard Sekurity Announcements

The Sekurity Team member on dooty during each shift tweeted the following standard announcements:

• If you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. We cans help.
• ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty.
• Remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!

(Yes, the Dokumentation Officer is too lazy to dokument those announcements throughout the report.)

The Official Sekurity Report

2:02 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports for Sekurity Dooty. The PawPawty officially begins!
2:02 p.m.	Tributes begin via @FrugalDougal for all anipals that have gone over the Rainbow Bridge.
3:43 p.m.	Report comes in that @demondogsports destroyed a toy. Captain Snickers investigated, but it was his own toy, so no other anipal's toy was harmed. Proof of destruction: http://twitpic.com/14dtk0
3:54 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie reports for Sekurity Dooty. Captain Snickers remains on dooty for training purposes.
Non-Handoff Report:	It has been very quiet so far.
3:59 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Captain Snick is training new cadet, HellaHedgie now. Welcome Cadet HellaHedgie to the Sekurity Team!
4:04 p.m.	Captain Snick gives official warning to @MrKiplingwoof for trying to get Cadet HellaHedgie to drink while on dooty. Proof: http://twitter.com/MrKiplingwoof/status/9399024954 Note: Cadet HellaHedgie did not partake.
4:09 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie confirms that Sekurity can give hugs while on dooty.
4:13 p.m.	Captain Snick signs off of Sekurity Dooty for lunch break. Cadet HellaHedgie is in charge of Sekurity.
4:18 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Our fearless leader @FrugalDougal is in Twitter jail!
4:32 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Our master of pawty is back as @FrugalDougalDog.
4:50 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Quizzes are back on! Please follow @FrugalDougalDog to play
4:52 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie investigates report from @no_crybaby_doGs that she lost her 44DD bra. Cadet offers to help find it. Turns out that it was a joke and a bit of a ploy to get into the Sekurity Report. (Note from Dokumentation Officer Buttons: That ploy won't work with me! Oh, wait...maybe it did...)
5:03 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie advises @justanothertrnd to be sure to block spammers and report them. Cadet, being a hedgehog, will then "Spikey Those Spammers!"
5:09 p.m.	@CokieTheCat claims to be the owner of the 44DD: http://twitter.com/CokieTheCat/status/9400979441
5:10 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Please return the 44DDD bra to rightful owner @CokieTheCat.
5:15 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Oh noes! @MrKiplingwoof is using @CokieTheCat's bra as a punch bowl!
5:21 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: @FrugalDougal is out of twitter jail! Please watch his usual account now.
5:27 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Okay, you crazy anipals can use @CokieTheCat's bra for the pawty.. but you gotta give it back!
5:30 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie asks @PepiSmartDog to stop stealing bras for punch bowls.
5:40 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Help needed to transport guinea pigs to new owner, their owner died. Please contact @Guinygirlz to help!
5:46 p.m.	Captain Snick returns from lunch break and confirms with Cadet HellaHedgie that flirting is o.k. on Sekurity Dooty. Cadet HellaHedgie continues to flirt with @DottieGP.
5:50 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie reports that his shift was quiet except for @PepiSmartDog, @MrKiplingWoof and @PierrethePoodle stealing bras for punch bowls. Bra owner, @CokieTheCat said they could use his as long as he wasn't cross-dressing.
Handoff Report:	Cadet HellaHedgie reports that he behaved himself on his first Sekurity shift and that the shift was quiet except for the bra stealing.
5:58 p.m.	Cadet HellaHedgie transfers Sekurity Dooty to Lieutenant Shawnee.
6:00 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: These squirrels are not for nomming. They are for giving massages to the athletes. http://twitpic.com/14eldh
6:22 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: It be cold outside. Please exercise caution. http://twitpic.com/14et6t
8:11 p.m.	Cadet Emily has not yet shown up for Sekurity Dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee reports that she will stay on a bit.
8:13 p.m.	Cadet Emily reports for Sekurity Dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee will stay for a bit just in case she's needed.
Handoff Report:	@PierrethePoodle is giving out free hooch so just line up the ones sleeping it off. http://twitpic.com/14fj71
8:25 p.m.	Cadet Emily investigates report of bacon overdose by @MattieDog.
8:27 p.m.	Cadet Emily asks @ShibberingC to put their coats back on and stop streaking across the stage. Don't want anyone catching a cold at the Anipal Winter Olympics.
9:21 p.m.	Lieutenant Shawnee advises Cadet Emily that any anipals being particularly naughty can be given dooty dooty: http://twitpic.com/14fz1k.
10:01 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Nothing to report.
10:04 p.m.	Cadet Emily signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
10:27 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports that there have been no sightings of poo guns yet.
11:33 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: @trailerparkdogs, @HankTheDoggy and @PierreThePoodle are hooched up and peeing their names on the ski slopes.
11:34 p.m.	Report correction: They're peeing Officer Brutus' name on the ski slopes! No action taken yet.
11:37 p.m.	Officer Brutus reminds the ski slope pee-ers that they're being watched.
11:58 p.m.	Officer Brutus takes pics of pee evidence, bags snowballs, confiscates bobsled! Culprits are still @trailerparkdogs, @HankTheDoggy and @PierreThePoodle.
12:03 a.m.	Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: No Sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
1:39 a.m.	Officer Smokey (not officially on Dooty, but up with a sick brother) sends out Sekurity Alert: No sekurity on dooty right now (per schedule). If you get a DM asking "LOL Is this you" DO NOT click link in DM. This is a known phishing scheme.
1:46 a.m.	Officer Morris reports for Sekurity Dooty.
1:56 a.m.	Report comes in from @SylvieDog that @MugsyDog got into some hooch. http://twitpic.com/14hs1m Officer Morris offers assistance.
2:02 a.m.	Officer Morris loads @MugsyDog onto the Sekurity Sled and straps him in.
2:04 a.m.	Officer Morris transports @MugsyDog safely home.
2:50 a.m.	Sekurity Alert: Anipals, @BildArchiv is a random retweeter - not rude but you might want to block.
Non-Handoff Report:	Officer Smokey kindly stepped in between shifts to warn anipals that hacked Twitter accounts were sending dodgy DMs. We had a Random Retweeter, @BildArchiv - not rude or spammy, just annoying so I advised anipals to block. I also took @MugsyDog home on the Sekurity Sled as he had passed out AGAIN!!! And that was all that happened on my shift
4:10 a.m.	Officer Morris signs off of Sekurity Dooty. Note: No Sekurity coverage for the next four hours.
7:56 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports for Sekurity Dooty.
7:58 a.m.	Officer Smokey reports: @PepiSmartDog did ask about a suspicious RT as I was logging in. Looked at their Twitter profile and they looked okay to me.
8:08 a.m.	Officer Smokey confirms to @kingtuttifruiti that streaking is o.k. for anipals. It's nekkid lady spammers that we don't like.
8:18 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Information on phishing attacks via DM: http://mashable.com/2010/02/20/twitter-phishing-attack/
8:20 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: You can check to see if a bot is phishing your account by checking your sent DMs.
8:25 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Check all sent boxes, not just DM for possible phishing bot generated messages.
8:44 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Be cautious of @petBizRipOffs. Their timeline is nothing but RTs. May be a bot.
9:07 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: @hashtager looks like a bot. Consider blocking!
9:12 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Anipals are reporting @petripoffs is a bot along with @pawsville and @anipals. Consider blocking.
9:33 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Officer Smokey's account is apparently in Twitter Jail. Using Ody's temporarily.
9:58 a.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Pretty quiet over all. Some bot activity, but no misbehaving anipals.
10:13 a.m.	Officer Smokey signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
10:27 a.m.	Reports come in that something is being pelted with Cheetos. Officer Cheshire Kitten investigates and discovers that the Abominable Snowman is being pelted with Cheetos to keep him away from PawPawty animals. Pelters are Officer Morris, @BadAndy_KityKat, @Petiethecat and @BorisKitty. http://twitpic.com/14jyge
10:42 a.m.	Officer Cheshire Kitten, still investigating the Cheetos Chucking, reports: I think I need advice from a senior officer about this Cheeto Chucking. Is the Yeti a pal or a predator?
10:46 a.m.	Cheetos Chucking investigation concludes. Officer Cheshire Kitten determines that the pelters were protecting the PawPawty from the Abominable Snowman...they were not Cheetos Chucking randomly.
11:20 a.m.	Sekurity Alert: Another suspected bot to watch out for @BildArchiv.
12:01 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Some of the mancats (and some other pals) chucked Cheetos at the Abominable Snowman to protect @BadAndy_KityKat. We can thank @boriskitty, @petiethecat, @kittehboi, Officer Morris and some others, too. Just a little bit of bot activity.
12:11 p.m.	@no_crybaby_doGs begins to try to compromise Officer Brutus. Proof: http://twitter.com/no_crybaby_doGs/status/9436334206 and http://twitter.com/brutusthedane/status/9436375116 Then @no_crybaby_doGs continues to try to bribe Officer Brutus with pills and bacon.
12:17 p.m.	Officer Brutus offers to take @no_crybaby_doGs to watch an Olympic event and attempts to take her bacon for safe-keeping.
12:28 p.m.	@BaronVonOdem claims the pills are his and don't belong to @no_crybaby_doGs.
12:33 p.m.	@BaronVonOdem attempts to bribe Officer Brutus with a kiss to keep @no_crybaby_doGs out of the clink.
12:37 p.m.	Tired of the shenanigans, Officer Brutus assigns punishment to @BaronVonOdem and @no_crybaby_doGs: handing sweat towels to the hockey teams.
12:46 p.m.	Report comes in from @PetieTheCat that some dogs have a cat in a bag and are shaking it. Officer Brutus investigates @SantaCatz, @Apollo_Frenchie, @HankTheDoggy, and @kealoha_kitty. It appears that @SantaCatz was in the bag.
12:47 p.m.	Report comes in that @no_crybaby_doGs assaulted a hockey player with a wet towel. (Smacked 'em.)
12:49 p.m.	Officer Brutus officially arrests @no_crybaby_doGs for assaulting both the hockey player and himself; takes her to jail. Bail is set at a $10 donation to the PawPawty charity.
12:51 p.m.	Officer Brutus then rushes from the jail and rescues @SantaCatz from the bag by grabbing the bag with his Dane teeth.
12:55 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports on the cat-nappers: @Apollo_Frenchie has peacefully turned himself in. May get off for first time offense. @HankTheDoggy sent to drunk tank. @BigBoyBosco is repeat offender of catnapping @SantaCatz. Things won't be easy for him this time. @BigBoyBosco is also responsible for corrupting @Kealoha_Kitty.
1:01 p.m.	Bail was posted for @no_crybaby_doGs by @Yoda_the_Dog. @no_crybaby_doGs is released from jail.
1:03 p.m.	@BigBoyBosco, @Apollo_Frenchie, @HankTheDoggy begin lighting firecrackers and tossing them behind Sekurity.
1:05 p.m.	Officer Brutus confiscates @kealoha_kitty's luge sled for being a willing accomplice in the cat-napping, etc.
1:06 p.m.	Officer Brutus gallops after @BigBoyBosco (on a bobsled) and rescues @PetieTheCat, who had been cat-napped for snitching on the cat-nappers. @PetieTheCat is safely delivered to the cross-country track.
1:08 p.m.	Bail for @Apollo_Frenchie and @HankTheDoggy has been set at $10 donation each.
1:13 p.m.	Officer Brutus pulls @PetieTheCat and @Kealoha_Kitty out of a snow bank. They had been tossed there as additional retaliation from the cat-nappers.
1:15 p.m.	Officer Brutus tells @Apollo_Frenchie and @HankTheDoggy that they have the option of waxing skis if nobody comes forward to post bail.
1:17 p.m.	@HankTheDoggy posts his own bail and is released from jail.
1:20 p.m.	Officer Brutus waits at the Western Union office for bail money to arrive for @Apollo_Frenchie.
1:34 p.m.	Bail money arrives for @Apollo_Frenchie and he is released.
1:50 p.m.	Captain Snick arrives to check on Sekurity at the end of the PawPawty.
1:55 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports: @no_crybaby_doGs assaulted the hockey team and then a group of boys kidnapped @SantaCatz!
2:01 p.m.	@no_crybaby_doGs establishes the "#SekurityHunkBrutus" hash tag. (Note from Dokumentation Officer Buttons: I'll use THAT tag!)
2:02 p.m.	PawPawty winds down. Officer Brutus signs off of official Sekurity Dooty.

Sekurity Report: January 2010 PawPawty

My sissy Lexi-Lou was the PawPawty Sekurity Team's Dokumentation Officer, but she passed away last month. So I talked to Mom and we both decided that it would be o.k. if I tried my paw at documenting for the team. So I talked to Captain Snickers and officially joined the team in memory of my sissy. Lexi did a great job with her Sekurity Team reports, so I've got some "big" little teeny paws to fill!

Here's my first official PawPawty Sekurity Team Report...

The January 2010 PawPawty was held on January 23 and 24. The Pawty was a celebration of all things Las Vegas! (Very cool, in my opinion.) Instead of picking a charity nominated by an anipal, the Pawty Organizer Frugal Dougal decided that we should help out all of the animals affected by the earthquake and devastation in Haiti. (Again...very cool, in my opinion!) All of the Pawty donations went to The International Fund for Animal Welfare and the World Society for the Protection of Animals. The anipals at this Pawty raised $1,863 for these organizations. Yeah!

Captain Snickers and Sergeant Shawnee put together the Sekurity Team Roll Call for this Pawty. (Big thanks to Sergeant Shawnee for sewing all of the Pawty uniforms.)


January 2010 Sekurity Team Roll Call

Captain Snickers	Sergeant Shawnee
Officer Brutus	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo
Officer Morris	Junior Officer Buddy
Cadet Smokey	Cadet Mace
Dokumentation Officer Buttons	Underkover Sekret Informant Fergus

January 2010 Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m.	Captain Snickers reports for Sekurity Dooty.
2:16 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember you must unprotect your tweets to be seen during Pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
2:35 p.m.	Captain Snickers suggests a "Zone of Protection" around Dokumentation Officer Buttons to prevent her from being distracted by squeaky toys. Cadet Smokey will help enforce the Zone.
2:55 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Don't forget to block the spammers and free money people. Get lots of followers, and noggty nekkid ladies that start following you during the Pawty.
2:57 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: And remember this is VIVA WAG VEGAS Pawty. What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! (Except for stuff that ends up in the Sekurity Report...)
3:42 p.m.	Report comes in of hundreds of squeaky balls being released at the party. (WOO HOO!)
3:44 p.m.	Squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky, squeaky. (Note: Sorry...Dokumentation Officer was distracted by the squeaky balls.)
3:45 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Zone of squeaky toy protection around Dokumentation Officer Buttons has been broken!!! Everypal catch a squeaky ball!
3:45 p.m.	Dokumentation Officer Buttons is placed in isolation due to sensory squeaky overload. (Note from Buttons: Oh, this is embarrassing...my first Sekurity Report and I have to dokument myself!)
4:00 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	We had to put Dokumentation Officer Buttons in isolation. We had a massive squeaky ball release and she is in shock.
4:07 p.m.	Captain Snickers signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
4:18 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo escorts Dokumentation Officer Buttons to safety away from the squeaky balls at the Pawty. Buttons goes home to recover.
4:58 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader reports that everything is pretty quiet.
5:48 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember you must unprotect your tweets to be seen during Pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
5:58 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Our Dokumentation Officer had a toy overload earlier. Buttons did goes home for a bit to recover. That's it!
6:05 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
6:50 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee reports that things are quiet.
7:22 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Everybody block @jane_fell. She is a noggty nekkid laydee spammer.
7:55 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Buttons has arrived. Pawlese remove all squeaky toys from the premises.
7:57 p.m.	Cadet Smokey reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Not much is going on!
8:00 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
8:04 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember you must unprotect your tweets to be seen during Pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
8:08 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Don't forget to block the spammers and free money people. Get lots of followers, and noggty nekkid ladies that start following you during the Pawty.
8:11 p.m.	Sekurity Alert: Please be on the lookout for @Wildboutbirds' Winkie. It has been lost! Contact him for info.
8:13 p.m.	Report from Cadet Smokey: I'm not entirely sure what a Winkie is, but @Wildboutbirds would like his back.
8:16 p.m.	Remember this is VIVA WAG VEGAS Pawty. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas! Except for what's on Twitter...
8:18 p.m.	Official warning issued to some streakers: Anyone caught streaking will be reported on Sekurity Report and assigned litter box detail.
8:21 p.m.	Streakers continued, so @kingtuttifruiti, @TheNascarKitty, and @Kealoha_Kitty are apprehended and given litter box detail.
8:29 p.m.	Cadet Smokey again asks the streaking kitties to put their furs back on and stop the streaking. Kitties comply, and no litter box detail is actually handed out.
8:57 p.m.	Report comes in from @CathyKeisha of a nekkid duck in the DJ booth.
9:00 p.m.	Cadet Smokey advises @CathyKeisha that if Donald and Daisy don't have to wear pants, then neither does @GeorgeTheDuck.
9:01 p.m.	Sergeant Shawnee pops into the party to verify to Cadet Smokey that Sekurity has ruled on streaking in the past and it's o.k. for anipals to be nekkid (because they don't wear clothes anyway, just furs). Noggity nekkid ladies, however, are baaaad. Cadet Smokey's handling of the streaking @GeorgeTheDuck was fine and stands as-is. Situation with the kitties earlier was fine, too, since they put their furs back on when asked to do so. (No litter box dooty was ever officially handed out.)
9:09 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Canceling Lost & Found for Winkie. Apparently @Wildboutbirds found it.
9:18 p.m.	Report comes in from @OdyMaltese that Cadet Smokey is sleeping on dooty. http://twitpic.com/zgtxw
9:19 p.m.	Cadet Smokey immediately refutes claims made by his little brother, proving he wasn't sleeping on dooty.
9:44 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember you must unprotect your tweets to be seen during Pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
9:44 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Don't forget to block the spammers and free money people. Get lots of followers, and noggty nekkid ladies that start following you during the Pawty.
9:56 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Cadet Smokey: All things are quiet at present. Had some streaking cats and one streaking duck, but Sergeant Shawnee reminded us that naked anipals okay. @Pierrethepoodle had a little too much of his own hooch, but didn't cause any problems. He's sleeping it off at my house tonight. (Note: Cadet Smokey lives in Las Vegas!) Officer Brutus: Anybody who needs watching or protecting? Cadet Smokey: No sir. Dokumentation Officer Buttons was here earlier, but no more squeaky toys have been seen. Too many squeaky toys send her into shock.
10:01 p.m.	Cadet Smokey signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
10:06 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports that @Wildboutbirds couldn't find a real Winkie so he had to use a Twinkie. Sad. But thanks @Herbie_Cat! (Note: Dokumentation Officer just dokuments...and has no idea what this means...and does not want to know, either...)
10:25 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports that the pawtiers are being a well-behaved and happy group so far.
10:36 p.m.	Officer Brutus enforces zone of squeaky toy protection around Dokumentation Officer Buttons. (Whew!)
10:46 p.m.	Officer Brutus reports: As punishment for drawing on sleeping anipals, @thenascarkitty is sentenced to drawing thank you notes to all who donate!
10:51 p.m.	It's Slinky Scooby Dancing Time!!! Officer Brutus begins his famous Slinky Scooby Dance in memory of @lexiloudog. All tips are appreciated and should be given via the Pawty charity donation links! It's for a good cause, after all!
11:08 p.m.	As clarification, Officer Brutus reports that he gave his underwear away prior to the Slinky Scooby Dancing. It was a totally unrelated event. (The undies went to @SirFudgeEsq...and it's reported that they smell bad. Really bad.)
11:12 p.m.	Officer Brutus has to administer CPR to adoring fan @SydPie while fanning equally-adoring fan @OatieDog. Both girls fully recover.
11:28 p.m.	Officer Brutus makes sekurity rounds by the high-stakes table and checks on @RockumSockum and @trailerparkdogs. Everything checks out o.k.
12:00 a.m.	Captain Snickers reports for Sekurity Dooty.
12:03 a.m.	Cadet Mace reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	Several of the ladies fainted and I had to give them CPR but they are fine now. Bunch of boys are playing strip poker in the back. Underwear was everywhere and then @Sir_Fudge_Esq took it all. Not an issue, though, since nobody wanted their underwear back.
12:07 a.m.	Officer Brutus signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
12:25 a.m.	Captain Snickers watches over things while Cadet Mace puts on his new sekurity uniform.
12:30 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement from Captain Snickers: Please welcome Cadet Mace to his first sekurity shift!
12:59 a.m.	Captain Snickers signs off of Sekurity Dooty temporarily. Cadet Mace is officially on his first solo Sekurity shift.
12:59 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement from Cadet Mace: Don't forget to block the spammers and free money people. Get lots of followers, and noggty nekkid ladies that start following you during the Pawty.
1:48 a.m.	Cadet Mace catches some anipals trying to sneak bottles of alcohol away from the Pawty and out to a shed. @Fergusthedog, @BadAndy_KityKat, @perrythebirman, and @MugsyDog surrender the alcohol.
1:58 a.m.	Officer Morris reports for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	@BadAndy_KityKat, @Fergusthedog, @perrythebirman, and @MugsyDog tried to take some bottles for a "good cause," but they gave them back and took off like the wind!
2:06 a.m.	Cadet Mace signs off of Sekurity Dooty.
2:06 a.m.	Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus tells Captain Snickers that his involvement in the bottle theft (@Fergusthedog) was only for Sekurity Team informant reasons.
2:14 a.m.	Report comes in from @SylvieDog that her tequila was all stolen by @Fergusthedog and @perrythebirman. Officer Morris begins to investigate. (Proof: http://twitter.com/SylvieDog/status/8141883936)
2:23 a.m.	Captain Snickers informs Officer Morris that Internal Affairs will need to begin investigating whether or not Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus is abusing his underkover status.
2:30 a.m.	Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus reports that stolen tequila "was a sekurity check to see if the tequila was adequately protected. Definitely need better locks."
2:30 a.m.	Officer Morris asks Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus to go to Sekurity Team Headquarters for investigation of tequila theft. Fergus resists and runs.
2:36 a.m.	Officer Morris is forced to chase Underkover Sekrit Informant Fergus down on the Sekurity Harley. When apprehended, Fergus says he can't go to Sekurity Headquarters because his Mum says he has to go to bed. He does, however, return the stolen tequila.
3:05 a.m.	Report comes in from @JavaTheCat of a spammer at the Pawty. Officer Morris takes care of the situation.
3:06 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Block user 8151TwitWii3 as it is a SPAMMER - DO NOT click on his links!
4:04 a.m.	Officer Morris signs off of Sekurity Dooty. NOTE: There is no sekurity coverage for the next two hours.
6:00 a.m.	Junior Officer Buddy is supposed to report for Sekurity Dooty but does not show. (http://twitter.com/buddybentley/status/8163715823) NOTE: There is no sekurity coverage for the next four hours.
9:44 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports early for Sekurity Dooty.
9:50 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo hears of streaking plans by @kingtuttifruiti and @crazykittykat1. (http://twitter.com/kingtuttifruiti/status/8151420171)
9:59 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo prevents from @kingtuttifruiti nomming on @GeorgeTheDuck (http://twitter.com/kingtuttifruiti/status/8151703381). He's our pal!
10:00 a.m.	@kingtuttifruiti and @crazykittykat1remove their furs and take off. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo goes after the nekkid kitties, taking their furs with her.
10:12 a.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo delivers furs to the nekkid kitties. No charges are filed.
11:02 a.m.	Sekurity Announcement: Remember you must unprotect your tweets to be seen during Pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!
11:58 a.m.	Cadet Smokey and Officer Brutus both report for Sekurity Dooty.
Handoff Report:	No mishaps to report.
12:07 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement from Cadet Smokey: Don't forget to block the spammers and free money people. Get lots of followers, and noggty nekkid ladies that start following you during the Pawty.
12:08 p.m.	Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off of Sekurity Dooty but will remain at the Pawty just in case she's needed.
12:30 p.m.	It's Slinky Scooby Dancing Time! Officer Brutus jumps onto the bar for the second Slinky Scooby Dance of the Pawty. Tip big, anipals! All tips help the anipals in Haiti!!! (Note: Cadet Smokey is available for any sekurity issues while Officer Brutus is on the bar.)
12:45 p.m.	Sekurity Announcement from Cadet Smokey: suspicious activity from 151a_bot. Retweeting Pawty tweets; Twitter account looks funny to me. Be alert, anipals.
12:52 p.m.	Cadet Smokey reports himself for getting distracted any time someone mentions "bacon."
12:52 p.m.	Officer Brutus and Cadet Smokey clarify to Pawty anipals that nekkid anipals are o.k., but nekkid ladies are NOT o.k. So, the clothes that came off during the Slinky Scooby Dancing (by various anipals) are o.k.
1:58 p.m.	Security Announcement from Cadet Smokey: Please check your Twitter accounts for any suspicious followers! Tweet safe!
2:00 p.m.	January 2010 Pawty ends safely with lots of fun. Very quiet shift from Sekurity prospective
2:03 p.m.	Cadet Smokey and Officer Brutus sign off of Sekurity Dooty.