You know what this is?
That, my friends, is a closed door. Mom did that. You may wonder why on earth she would close off part of our house. Well, she claims it's because I did this...
And this...
...in that room.
Now I ask you, is this fair? Should I really be blocked from entering and "enjoying" part of my house???
We've established in the past that I should get rights to 50% of this house since it's only Mom and me here. That means I get 50% of that closed off room, too. And besides, Mom only uses it to store stuff in. So it's perfectly fine in my opinion if I choose to use the room for...other...um...uses...
I've given Mom my best looks of pure innocence, but she's not buying it.
*sighs*
As soon as I get a step stool and opposable thumbs, that room is all mine...
