I've Been Groomed

You saw my hairy pic from the other day...

Unfortunately, Mom decided I needed to see out, so she took me to the groomer.  I really don't like the groomer because she always gives me a BATH.  I hate baths!!!

I gave the groomer some dirty looks while she was working on my furs.  And you know what she did?!  The groomer TATTLED on me!!!  She sent Mom a picture of me mid-groom and told Mom I was giving her "I hate you" looks!  The nerve...

She finally finished my hair cut and then Mom came to pick me up. I got a "talking to" because of the dirty looks.

Then we headed to our house.  Ta Dah!  Here's me with my new 'do in the car, begging Mom to open the door so we can go inside our house.

I still can't believe the groomer tattled on me like that...

   

Toy Fur

What's that saying about sleeping dogs? Something like "let sleeping dogs lie," right? Well, apparently my Mom hasn't heard it. She rudely woke me up a few minutes ago because I was sleeping and I had toy fur stuck to my mouth.

Did she honestly think I cared that I had toy fur there?!

I love my toys. I love my toy fur. I love plucking the fur off of my toys. If it gets stuck to my mouth, then it gets stuck. Don't wake me up to pull it off my mouth!

Mom just doesn't understand...

Free Toy for Me

We got a box in the mail today! It was addressed to Mom, but I claim full ownership of all boxes that come in the mail.

And you want to know the best part about this box? Just look at the sticker!!!

That's right...it was from DogToys.com! That usually means that there just HAS to be something good in there. And they sure didn't disappoint this time, either. They mailed us a Mini Me!

It's a white and tan, very furry, squeaky doggie! Look closely...can you tell which is the real Buttons and which is the toy Buttons?

How about now?

The new toy looks SO much like me! Mom and I just couldn't believe it. And of course because it's so furry, I decided to pluck away.

The only problem with plucking a very furry, long-haired toy like this is that there's a whole lot of fur to deal with. All night long, Mom kept grabbing my head, prying my mouth open, and pulling fur out of it. How rude. She said she didn't want me to swallow the fur I plucked off of the toy. Whatever.

So here's the coolest part about my new toy...it was free! That's right, it was a free doggie toy. I got some free cookies, too! Here's me posing with my loot.

Why did I get a free toy and cookies in the mail? No, it's not a prize that I won. You see, Mom went to DogToys.com last week and decided to make a donation to a doggie charity that they're helping to support. Because Mom made a donation, they sent ME cool stuff. DogToys.com rocks!

If you wanna get a free toy and cookies, too, just go to their website and make a donation!

And now it's time to nap with my new Mini Buttons pillow...