A Diet?!

I got some horrible, terrible, no-good news tonight. Mom says we're starting a DIET tomorrow! EEK!

You know what that means??? No more food in the paper sacks! No more French fries! No more cheese puffs! No more pizza crusts! Oh, this is bad...

I sure hope that the Bacon Fairy comes back and saves me from this nonsense. He came again last night. I found bacon crumbles on the kitchen floor again this morning. Oh, dear Bacon Fairy, please don't forget me while Mom's on this diet nonsense!

I might have to ask my foster sister Shawnee to come pick me back up. I can't stay here with just normal doggie food to eat!!!