A Diet?!

I got some horrible, terrible, no-good news tonight. Mom says we're starting a DIET tomorrow! EEK!

You know what that means??? No more food in the paper sacks! No more French fries! No more cheese puffs! No more pizza crusts! Oh, this is bad...

I sure hope that the Bacon Fairy comes back and saves me from this nonsense. He came again last night. I found bacon crumbles on the kitchen floor again this morning. Oh, dear Bacon Fairy, please don't forget me while Mom's on this diet nonsense!

I might have to ask my foster sister Shawnee to come pick me back up. I can't stay here with just normal doggie food to eat!!!

Cheese Puffs Are Yummy

I got some cheese puffs tonight. Those things rock. Just check out the size of the container of cheese puffs Mom has. That thing is bigger than I am! I think she needs to share more.



Stop taking pictures and give me more cheese puffs!