Monday, August 2, 2010

My Bland Diet

Apparently, Mom is not a fan of having to take me out to potty at 2:00 a.m. I discovered that for sure last night. She really wasn't thrilled about the fact that I sorta had some...um...issues, either. If you're squeamish, you'd better skip ahead a bit... 'cause I'm talking about runny poo. Wasn't the first time, either. It's happened off and on for the last few days.

So Mom announced tonight that we're nipping this in the butt. (Pun intended.) She said she was switching me to a bland diet for a few days. I had no idea what she meant, but she said that she used to do this for Lexi when Lexi had tummy trouble and it helped her get all better.

Anyway, Mom took forever to cook herself supper tonight. I had to sit at the edge of the kitchen and supervise...


But then I realized that Mom wasn't cooking supper for herself...she was making food for ME! Turns out that this "bland diet" she was talking about is actually boiled hamburger and rice.

My table was set. (I added that squeaky bug myself. Needed a cool centerpiece.)


I totally chowed down!


Turns out that this "bland diet" stuff really rocks. I licked my bowl clean in record time. YUMMY!


Mom gave me a tiny bit more hamburger and rice later this evening and I think there was a little pink crunchy thing in there, too. But surely she didn't hide allergy medicine in my bland diet...right?

And now for your viewing pleasure, here's some video of me snarfing down that food.



I make some really cool snorty sounds in this one. He he he...



So what have we learned today? First, "bland diet" totally ROCKS. Second, I'm not so "ladylike" when I eat. He he he.

Snort.

12 comments:

  1. We're ignoring the yucky parts, and choosing to focus on how cute you are and how cool your puppy feeding mat it!!

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  2. Hope the bland diet works for yea, it sounds nice (pun intended)
    See Yea George xxx

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  3. BUttons
    Hope the bland diet works and it does sound good though, I just get kibble!! Can I come have dinner with you?? LOL

    wags
    Jazzi

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  4. YAY. It's great you like the bland diet. Ummm - doesn't sound very good to me too. Sounds ummm, rather bland. Hope you get over your tummy trouble soon sweetie.

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  5. You is so luckee to be hasing the bland noms. Mom makes us chickun and rice when we has the back door trots and we do be lubbing that. We has not had hambugger and rice but sounds nommy too.

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  6. I am on a bland diet to...I love my food and my tail gets all wiggly when momma is getting it ready! Love the center piece...Its perfect!

    Wags and Licks,
    Mollie Jo & Bobo

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  7. I don't know if I would like a bland diet. I don't think I like the word diet....

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  8. Hi Buttons,
    Wow, that's great that a bland diet is so good. The words "bland diet" seem contradictory to it being so tasty. Anyway, I love the way you decorated your table setting. I hope you get more bland noms!

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  10. You're super purdy! My furmom makes me yumms dishes sometimes too!
    -Corbin

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  11. Your video makes me hungry all of a sudden...
    By the way you're inhaling. BOL BOL
    How come I never snort???
    *woof*

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  12. Bland diet? No MSG? No fat? No fun!
    I'm glad that you enjoyed your diet!
    I really like the table cloth and your centerpiece, you live in style, Buttons!

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