But in reality, THIS happened last night.
Of course it's not unusual for me to dump over the trash. Mom makes sure nothing dangerous is in there, just in case she forgets to put the garbage on the counter. And all I typically do is scatter the dirty tissues around.
When she cleaned up my mischief from last night, however, Mom discovered three little pieces of an old make-up sponge.
Yep. Only three little pieces remained. The rest was nowhere to be found. You know why? 'Cause it was IN MY BELLY!
That's right. I ate it.
"There's nothing to see here."
So Mom freaked out. She called the vet and tattled. The vet said I'd be o.k. but to watch for the sponge to "reappear" from either end. Fun, huh?
While Mom was at work today, I...um...found the sponge again. It came out the top. (I'm just sniffing it here.)
Mom censored the gross part, but you can still see some of that sponge in this picture.
Just to add to the fun, I also left Mom a present in the other room.
Being full of mischief gets exhausting.