Mom was scratching my head and my ears and she leaned down close to me. So, I gave her a kiss on her nose. I can be stingy with my kisses, so Mom was all excited. And she deserved a little kiss for spoiling me so much, right?
But then I sneezed right in her face.
It was clearly not my fault, though. I'm an innocent little doggie.
I blame my nose. It's obviously my nose's fault. Doesn't it even look guilty?!
(And yes, that's another new toy from my neighbor in the first picture. Woo hoo!)