Thursday, August 23, 2012

New Instrument of Torture

The unthinkable happened.

It's really, really bad.

Seriously NOT GOOD.

Mom got us THIS thing:


That's right, my friends.  It's a new instrument of bath torture.  She got a hand-held shower thingy.  The woman is unstoppable now with the stupid baths!!!

Of course my bath began with ear cleaning torture in the bathroom sink.


I always plot my escape during those moments.


After the ear torture, I gave Mom one of my pathetic looks in an attempt to distract her from...the bath...


It didn't work.  She was too excited about the stupid shower thing.  She put me in the tub of torture and just went to work.


These pics are all a little blurry because I was moving around, trying to avoid the horrific shower thingy.



Of course I tried to jump out of the tub, too.


After the bath, I stared longingly at the freedom of the hallway.


Then the blow drying began.  It seriously never ends with my Mom...


Stupid medicated baths.


They're torture.  Seriously torture.

12 comments:

  1. Aaaaaw wee darling...I feel your pain...dat mom can be a meany xxx

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  2. That pathetic look would TOTALLY work on our mummy.

    Our daddy would still give you the bath (cause it would be for your own good. But the mummy would give lots of treats after) Hey maybe you should move in here...

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  3. That is downright nutty to waste $$$ when should could have bought treats or cheese or something
    Benny & Lily

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  4. Sam thinks any baths are torture!

    Sam

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  5. Seriously, you dogs could save yourself time and trouble if you just licked yourself clean. We kitties never have to get baths. Should I report your Mom for having WMD?

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  6. You poor sweety You are so abused :(
    Soozi

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  7. my pups won't stand for a blow dryer

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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  8. You are right, baths are yucky for cats, too. But I love the fur drier! Nice and warm on the old arthritic bones!

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  9. OMD!!!!!! We have one of those too, Buttons and Ma just thinks it is the BEST thing. I hate it!!! Next time, try biting the stupid thing...maybe you can break it, making bath time more difficult then Ma won't give you a bath so much!

    Oz

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  10. Oh, it looks like you’ve been through a lot pain, Button! But I think there’s nothing bad in taking a bath. It keeps you clean, healthy, lovable and huggable! The shower hose looks nice, though. You won’t have a hard time washing the soap away from your soft fur.

    Lovella Cushman

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  11. Your mom is harsh, Buttons! Haha! Just kidding. Taking a bath is part of your hygiene and it’s not good to run away from it. You have to be happy that you have that handy hose rather than jumping into a basin or to the bathtub. That’s a lot of torture than the hose. :P I hope you enjoy more bath time the next days; it will keep your fur very nice and fluffy.

    [ Carmella Vancil ]

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  12. You’re too cute, Buttons! Anyway, I hope that Mom has kept the bathroom sink and the tub free from any debris. That might spare you from going through a bath, but remember that we have to be clean before we can play! :D

    Darryl Lorio

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