Puppy Poetry: My Allergies

I have doggy allergies,

They bother me year round.

Even with my medicines,

My symptoms are profound.

I get itchy skin spots,

And ear infections, too.

There’s yeast in my paws,

My eyes are full of goo.

They make me pretty sleepy,

And so I nap a lot.

My nose is always running,

With lots of extra snot.

So Mom fusses over me,

I suppose she aims to please.

But when she leans in for a kiss,

I almost always sneeze!

Snoring Princess

Mom says I snore...loudly.  I disagreed.  I am a princess, after all.  Surely princesses don't snore!

Then Mom took this video...




Maybe she's right...

Just Playing

Yesterday Mom brought me a new super-duper squeaky Santa that she got on clearance for super cheap.  Can't beat that!

She thought I might like it 'cause it was so easy to squeak.  And she was RIGHT.





Eventually, I got tired of Mom sitting there with the camera.  I was ready to play fetch and she needed to get in on the fun.  So I told her!



Sadly, the little squeak maker in Santa got loose and fell inside the toy shortly after these videos.  So he doesn't squeak anymore.  I'm going to send Mom back to the store to see if she can find a new one, though. He got me playing like I haven't played in a while!

And Mom says you can tell it's not allergy season here anymore since I was actually rolling and playing so much.  That's a good thing.  You'll note that this still doesn't stop me from being super snorty, of course.  That's just how I roll.

Spam!

I've been bombarded by spammers lately.  They keep posting naughty stuff in my comments!  Again and again and again...  Anybody have tips on how to stop them?  Do I have to add the captcha back?

And since spammers are such an icky topic, I'm going to end this post with some cuteness: