Saturday, March 15, 2014

The Shredder

OK. I'll admit it. I'm a little older, and I have a sensitive tummy, so sometimes I have accidents in the house. And when that happens, I usually like to go in the same spot in the same room.

Mom put a potty pad in that spot to try to save the carpet and make her cleanup easier. I let that slide for a while.

Last night, however, while Mom was in the shower, I decided that I'd had enough of the potty pad.

 
Oh, yes. I shredded it. Mom spread it out to survey the damage. She had to pick up little pieces of the stuffing from all over.


I worked fast, too, because she wasn't in the shower for very long.

 
I prefer to poo directly on the carpet. *evil snickers*
 

3 comments:

  1. How would UR momma rike it if U put a towel ober her toilet???? Baaahaaa!!! Buttons, U rook so cute sittin der!

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  2. you are a very smart little girl.. your potty area should always be kept clear , in case you need to use it

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  3. Yoo is like da Lola Buttons my pal….she ave taken to poopin in da den wen it be cold owtsides…her is not popliar

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