I got a cool new donut toy tonight! It's got three squeakers in it, and it's super easy for me to hold onto.
The problem with my toy, however -- and the reason for this blog post -- is what Mom did with the donut. She gave me the new squeaky when she got home...and then she had the nerve to expect me to go outside to potty! How nutso is THAT?!
She should know me well enough by now to know that ain't going to work. I do NOT leave squeakies, especially NEW ones, to do something silly like potty outside. When I get a new toy, nothing else matters.
Mom had to pull and tug to get the donut away from me, and then she also had take the donut outside with us before I'd even consider joining her out there.
I think it's pretty obvious to everyone (and it should be obvious to Mom) that my priorities are as follows:
- Doggie food.
- Belly rubs & ear scratches
- Going potty outside.
- Going for walks.
- Taking up as much of the bed as possible.
- Working on my plan of taking over the house with my toy collection.
- Whatever else Mom thinks she's gonna get me to do.