Wednesday, April 6, 2011

My Priorities

I got a cool new donut toy tonight! It's got three squeakers in it, and it's super easy for me to hold onto.


The problem with my toy, however -- and the reason for this blog post -- is what Mom did with the donut. She gave me the new squeaky when she got home...and then she had the nerve to expect me to go outside to potty! How nutso is THAT?!

She should know me well enough by now to know that ain't going to work. I do NOT leave squeakies, especially NEW ones, to do something silly like potty outside. When I get a new toy, nothing else matters.

Mom had to pull and tug to get the donut away from me, and then she also had take the donut outside with us before I'd even consider joining her out there.

I think it's pretty obvious to everyone (and it should be obvious to Mom) that my priorities are as follows:
  1. Toys.
  2. Cookies.
  3. Doggie food.
  4. Belly rubs & ear scratches
  5. Going potty outside.
  6. Going for walks.
  7. Naps.
  8. Taking up as much of the bed as possible.
  9. Working on my plan of taking over the house with my toy collection.
  10. Whatever else Mom thinks she's gonna get me to do.

So Mom should really have known better. Just when I think I've got her trained, she goes and does something stupid like that...

9 comments:

  1. Hmmm, you're just going to have to re-train her and hope for the best.

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  2. Yah~~How could she think something like that?? Moms!! Sometimes, I think they have lost their brains!! BOL

    wags
    Jazzi and Addy

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  3. Another toy! You have the most toys in the world! hhhrmmph *folds arms & looks at his mama accusitorily*

    You're so lucky, Buttons! :)

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  4. I donut know what mom was thinkin?? get it ?? donut know !!!!Love u bigger than the universe,Pasicuddles xx

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  5. You'd better take mom back to training school - she needs to study more.

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  6. Mom's can get crazy sometimes... what are ya going to do!
    -Corbin

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  7. There be anudder kestshun we should has put on our adopshun applicashun: Do you gib new toys afore or after going outside to potty? Sorry bout that Buttons. We should has done a better job of screening your mom.

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  8. Good fing dat shawnee retired frum adopshuns doin suck a slacky job. MOL

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  9. I always look forward to your next post it is always so nice to read your blog and watch your videos !!!!! You always put me in such a good mood !!

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