My buddy Boris is having a contest and I was his inspiration. How cool is that?! He said he was thinking about how my Mom's always making me take baths... See?
After thinking about all of my baths, Boris decided to have a contest of animal bath photos. The winning animal is gonna get a bath massager thing from DogToys.com. (I love that DogToys.com!) See, Boris knows how much I hate baths, like most doggies hate 'em, and the massager thing is supposed to make baths better for us.
I've debated and debated about whether or not I should enter the contest, though. On the one paw, I really want to support my buddy Boris. He's been such a good friend to me! I think Mom would love to play with that doggie bath thing, too, and maybe...just maybe...it would make my baths less traumatic. But on the other paw, wouldn't winning that bath massager thing mean that Mom would make me take MORE BATHS?! That's not winning any real prize for me...that's a ticket to more bath torture!
So I debated and debated and debated. To enter or not to enter...
And in the end, I decided that supporting my buddy Boris and making my Mom happy were both more important than my trying to avoid baths. So, here's my favorite bath picture that I'm gonna enter in the contest:
Don't I just look pathetic?
I thought about entering this one, since it's pretty pathetic, too.
And here's a good one of me trying to escape when Molly's mom gave both of us a bath...
I think I'm pretty pathetic-looking in all of those, huh?
Mom's been telling me lately that I'm getting pretty stinky. That's not a good sign...