Mom instituted a new level of torture this evening. She gave me a BATH. To make things even worse, before she put me in the bath tub, she stuck me in the SINK and she cleaned my ears out! Oh, the horror I went through!
Here I am in the stupid sink, trying to look pathetic while plotting my revenge...
I did my best to look pathetic in the tub as well. I tried to escape...but my attempts failed. Darn tub is a little deep for my little legs. Mom watched me like a hawk, too, and kept pushing me back into the tub. Grrr.
How on earth could she resist that pathetic look?!
She finally ended my tub torture and held me in a towel for a while. That was sort of nice. Got some good belly rubs while wrapped up in that towel. But then she put me down and she got out the hair dryer. AUGH! I tried to escape by jumping against the bathroom door. (Nice action picture, here...just look at those ears flying as I jump against the door!)
I finally just gave up and just gave her a super-pathetic look while I cowered in the corner.
The super-pathetic face must have done the trick. Mom let me out of the bathroom after I gave her that look. I raced out of there and into the bedroom. When Mom followed me (she claimed she was just putting the hair dryer away), I dove under the bed. I wasn't taking any chances. I did NOT want to end up back in that stupid bath tub!
See my cute little nose sticking out from under the bed skirt?
I followed Mom out to the living room after that, but I still wanted to be in hiding because of the trauma of the bath incident. So, I burrowed under a blanket on the couch.
What a horrible evening. I'd better get a lot of new toys for this...
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