I got some horrible, terrible, no-good news tonight. Mom says we're starting a DIET tomorrow! EEK!
You know what that means??? No more food in the paper sacks! No more French fries! No more cheese puffs! No more pizza crusts! Oh, this is bad...
I sure hope that the Bacon Fairy comes back and saves me from this nonsense. He came again last night. I found bacon crumbles on the kitchen floor again this morning. Oh, dear Bacon Fairy, please don't forget me while Mom's on this diet nonsense!
I might have to ask my foster sister Shawnee to come pick me back up. I can't stay here with just normal doggie food to eat!!!
Ummm, think back Buttons... Woz there ever a bacon fairy at my howse? Nebber coz mom is a vegebulatarian and she won't let him in. Unless you woz lucky enuff to has the boy slip you a French fry, mom never has them. No foods in bags or cheese poofs. She gibbed you appuls and carrots and you and Sydney lubbed it. (blech) OK, I had better shut up now.
ReplyDeleteA DIET??? OH NO!!! Can't your mom see how hungry you are??? You already started eating that rubber chicken!!!
ReplyDeleteOh nooooo! I'll save some of my kibble for you.
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ReplyDeleteYou need PeTA's number Buttons? Sounds like doggie abuse to me.
ReplyDeleteMaybe your mom could just buy cheese puffs for you :-).
ReplyDeleteI been hearing that D word a lot at my house. Doesn't sound good.
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