I've been good. Really I have. OK, so maybe not "good," but you know I've really tried.
Now, no matter what my Mom tells you, I have NOT been messing with the Christmas presents under our Christmas tree.
She claims I've been barking at the presents, rolling on the presents, walking on 'em, and even wiping my eye boogies on them. How dare she blame me for all of that, especially when she knows you're watching!
Um. Nevermind, Santa. I've really tried to be good, though, and I haven't unwrapped any of those presents (yet). Does that still count as "good"? I'd really like some Greenies for Christmas. And bully sticks. And toys...
2 hours ago